Ergo-gnomic

The other day I read an article about how the japanese are a little hung up on height; taller is better. More sexy somehow. The article described a girl who had her legs purposely broken iand reset several times, each time positioning the broken bones a little way apart to encourage new bone to grow her a little taller. After 3 such operations she could expect to be 3-4 inches taller.

She should try being 6 foot 3 and sitting on the number 242 bus. I can only describe my sitting position as "splayed". That girl out of the obsession billboard (sophie dahl?) would be proud of how I sit right now. I am surely provocative and maybe I should be banned.

Maybe I should ask the girl sat next to me