kids r us
i hate pushchairs. buggies. prams. whatever you call them.
it's not the carriage itself, more the people who push them. and women are the worst offenders here (anyway, it's comparatively rare to see a bloke pushing one). quite often I have been stopped in my tracks as the only possible gap in which to pass is blocked by a buggy slowly ambling through. Driven by someone looking in a completely different direction.
I say in my head as I pass: don't you care that you're shoving your beloved child towards unknown territory while you rubberneck at god knows what?
But I have seen this before - in the supermarket. they look at the items on the shelves, slowly pushing the trolley onwards.
So maybe there are similarities between a small child and the weekly groceries. The more I think about it the more there are. Maybe this is reasonable behaviour after all.
it's not the carriage itself, more the people who push them. and women are the worst offenders here (anyway, it's comparatively rare to see a bloke pushing one). quite often I have been stopped in my tracks as the only possible gap in which to pass is blocked by a buggy slowly ambling through. Driven by someone looking in a completely different direction.
I say in my head as I pass: don't you care that you're shoving your beloved child towards unknown territory while you rubberneck at god knows what?
But I have seen this before - in the supermarket. they look at the items on the shelves, slowly pushing the trolley onwards.
So maybe there are similarities between a small child and the weekly groceries. The more I think about it the more there are. Maybe this is reasonable behaviour after all.
Groceries Kids
2 for the price of 1 Twins
smell when they go off smell for other reasons
fruit and veg Meat and two veg (on 50% of them anyway)
cost you more than seems ditto
reasonable
lyrics by viperx143 at
11:23
7 Comments:
You've obviously never come across that well known fact that women have amazingly good peripheral vision.
It is also well known that men are the complete opposite and have terrible tunnel vision.
Therefore it is not the fault of the women pushing their prams because they are well aware of the fact that you are there, but in fact, your own fault for not seeing them sooner and getting out of the way :)
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linz, at 11:53 am
so do goldfish, but they're crap at pushing buggies too.
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viperx143, at 4:40 pm
why would goldfish need buggies? they can swim!!
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linz, at 5:28 pm
whether they need to or not is not the issue here
but for arguments sake, lets say the kid was tired on account of just being born
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viperx143, at 5:35 pm
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linz, at 9:37 pm
Groceries
2 for the price of 1
smell when they go off
fruit and veg
cost you more than seems
reasonable
Fish
200 in one hit
smell all the time
fish food
they swim freely in the pond/lake/ocean!!
By
linz, at 9:53 pm
i believe the point has been somewhat lost after you walloped that cod :)
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viperx143, at 5:07 pm
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